This is Patrick and he’s the only thing I’ll ever love.
Oh. Jesus. That’s the doofiest giantest furball I’ve ever seen. I have this disease that I call “beast-a-phon-itis” that makes me imagine every animal I come across with a distinctive speaking voice (in English, unless it’s a Chihuahua). In my head, this guy sounds exactly like Snuffleupagus.
Apparently he’s the world’s oldest wombat, which makes him so big. Wombats are like lobsters that way, I guess.
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